baby blood found in freezer! will you PAY to keep it there?

O My God.




so I was just browsing the internet, leaning about cascading style sheets and the like, when i notice on one of the pages i'm browsing, THIS banner ad...

ok really... now I've got to know what this is all about.

upon clicking the link I'm taken to a website that informs me that I can, for an additional $2,500.00, store my baby's umbilical cord blood in an "ice bank" for as long as ONE YEAR... one year! really, that's the cost of keeping Pluto's 'bilical-blood' frozen for 365 days. [my first will be named Pluto regardless of sex].

now what I'm thinking at this point is: why would I EVER want to freeze my kidd-o's umbilical-blood? any takers?... anybody have any idea why I might pay such an astronomical price to lock up kiddie RNA in the chill chest?

so he wont get sick.

at least thats what the folks at Cryo Cell wants me to think. apparently, there's going to be some catastrophic disease that will befall my child in the next year that will require frozen umbilical blood to escape, and for the menial cost of $2,500.00 a year I can apparently cross him/her/it off the infected list. It seems to me that what's really going on here is some schmuck [maybe Cheney maybe not] is financing scientists to offer vulnerable mothers an alternative to a disease-ridden first year of childrearing [which ALWAYS happens], for the exchange of their own newborn's DNA fingerprint. with which he can breed his own clan of super-voters who will be genetically programmed to vote for Judd Bush[Dubya's great nephew] and/or shoot people in the face.

best part is, if I can just convince you to relinquish the soul of your next-born I'm entitled to a 5% discount on my policy! sign up now!

[all images taken directly form site. cant make this stuff up]

stay up,

chevy

TUNEAGE

Hey all,

So there is a great webiste out there on the interweb called Tuneage. They basically post songs everyday that they like so people can listen to them and talk about them. Basically it is just a great place to check out new music, and old classics. Anyway, we have been featured on Tuneage! It is a great site and they are awesome people. Here is what they had to say about us...

"The music I find myself in the mood for can vary wildly from minute to minute, but something I can always listen to is down-tempo electronica. I don’t know what it is, but I always seem to have some on stand by.

Centercourse is an LA duo putting together just the kind of down-tempo electronica that I love. “Looks Like It Sounds Good” has a great night-time feel and a mood that reminds me of the Matrix movies. Also, in the middle of all this “chill” is something else I love in electronic music: glitches. If you need to take a few minutes this afternoon and relax a little, I don’t know that I can recommend a better song to help you do that.

Centercourse is currently working on their debut album which ready for release this December. So if anyone from my family is reading this, I know what you can get me for Christmas."

The track is also posted up there if you want to hear it again (and you should cause it basically RULES.) Anyway, catch you all on the flipside, and visit tuneage, it kicks patoot.

cheers,

ben